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I mean, is he going to write you pat metheny a check? Doubt it. He’ll probably just stupidly dump some Cristal on your boobs and if you’re like me, you’ll catch it all in a Tupperware and save it for later. Mother fucker, I don’t know about you but I pat metheny don’t really have access to Cristal. Hello, I drive a Honda Civic. Now, so I was pat metheny in this good humanitarian space when I decided to browse through the prisoner pen pal website. I thought to myself, Wouldn’t it be amazing to change the quality of one’s life through the lost art form of letter-writing? I could single-handedly brighten someone’s entire cell with a one-page letter about life on the outside. I could talk about anything or nothing at all. He could write me back and we could start a friendship. Then the needle skipped all the way across the record, the piano closed up all stank and loud and I realized that I didn’t want to get myself into a potentially dangerous situation.
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