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| puff daddy, milla jovovich, hatred, deathrow, dirty t shirts, 2 pac change, neo nazi, rap, tupac shakur, name and tagline, angelina jolie, civil rights, sanyika shakur, | Sorry, we tried at least. However, Ames did make one concession. If you, Kelly Parker, agree to sleep with Ames, then he promises to stop humiliating women sit 'n' spin and exploiting them for sex. But you have to sacrifice yourself in order to save all of those women. If sit 'n' spin not, then there's going to be a lot of, er, not so much blood on your hands, but definitely a lot of bodily fluids. And it'll all be because you were too selfish to put your snapper sit 'n' spin where you mouth is. ASSENBERG Dear Exile, The only thing the latest restaurant review serves up is a healthy heapin of ass. The Jonathan Swift of culinary criticism! Bombastic yet bland, his vocabulary spectacular, like his beard, is deeply disturbing. |
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| And they were right civil rights too! Also, believe it or not, Ames' podezd just got rows of potted plants and flowers. And he loves it! "Finally, I'm able to stop and smell the flowers," says our intrepid editor-in-chief. "It's so much easier to look at now when a bum dies in my podezd. These days, I'm not only looking at a dead bum face-first in garbage and dirt, but rather civil rights a dead bum with a puddle of urine drowning dead petunias. It's wonderful to see how Moscow's changing right before my eyes!" OINK! OINK! Mark Ames, Jeez, civil rights you are a fucking pig. Why don't they put you in the Moscow Zoo, or better yet, put your stuffed head on the wall of the American Embassy in Moscow... Cheers, you swine Kelly Parker Dear Ms. Parker, Those are all good suggestions and we tried to interest Ames in them, but he replied, "Naw, I'd rather just go on humiliating women." |
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