 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
 |
|
| mature mom movies , mature ladies , trinity don, jill soloway, girls, mature senior pussy , white supremacy, older people having sex , andy ackerman, sweet mature pussy , mature nude , | [the restaraunt suddenly turns silent] Larry David: [remembering seeing some kids] Just once I'd like to help someone out like that. [out loud] Larry David: Scumsucking motherfucking whore! Jeff Greene: Cock! Cock! Cock! Grandma! Cock! Michael York: www mature postcom tgp shtml Shit ass motherfuckering asshole and balls! Richard Lewis: Pussy pigfucker! Cheryl: God damn you motherfucking bitch! Susie Greene: Fuck you, you car wash cunt! I HAD A DENTAL www mature postcom tgp shtml APPOINTMENT! Man: Boobs? www mature postcom tgp shtml Douchebag? French Rimjob? Man: Boy cock, girl cock, E-I-E-I-O. [everyone starts laughing] Man: Are you Jewish? Larry David: You want to check my penis? Jeff Greene: [Jeff is carting around Suzie's dog, a German Shepard] Boy, you seem to really like Oscar. Larry David: It's not every day that you get to be affectionate around something German, it just doesn't happen that often. |
Best Mature Paysites
|
| And you bald piece of shit! Where's the fucking head? Hugh Mellon: Larry! Larry: Hugh! Hugh Mellon: Tell me you're enjoyin' yourself! Larry: No! Hugh Mellon: Glad you could make it. Wanda: Why'd you fire the black man? Larry: I fired the black man... because... mature senior pussy he's the guy who set up the whole system here mature senior pussy and it doesn't work! And he's here like... every week, I'm givin' him checks, we've got five remotes, I can't turn it on... but I know, you know, *black* man can *never* do mature senior pussy anything *wrong*, at least to get fired from a job! Black people *always* do everything right! Wanda: [Walks over to TV, pushes button, fixes it] You gotta turn the damn satellite on for the TV to work! See the little green light? Just gotta turn it on! Or you can fire the black man. Whatever works for you. Wanda: I thought I'd never say this but Larry is right Restaraunt Chef: [Larry hires a chef who swears] Shit face cocksucker motherfucking asshole son of a bitch! |
|
Looking for real sex? Find someone now on the
largest sex personals network.FREE signup! Post a FREE erotic ad w/5 photos, flirt in chatrooms, view explicit live Webcams, meet for REAL sex! 30,000 new photos every day! Find SEX now 
|
