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| That shit catches fire. She says 'I smell smoke' and my ego was like, yeah that's robert wightman right! She says 'the house is burning!' and robert wightman I say you bet your ass the house is burning up. She said 'call the fire department' and I'm robert wightman like WHOOOOO WHOOOO!" Dov went to finish his set with his magnum condom routine, but as soon as he began it, Robert Kelly began laughing hard from the kitchen area. Dov pointed out on how Robert always picks on him for ending with it and that he will now do Robert's closer. Dov then did a hilarious impression of Robert getting his ass blown into by an Asian massage whore and sang Purple Rain by Prince, just like Mr. Kelly does. Robert Kelly Ah yes, our beloved Robert Kelly then took the stage and of course managed to get the loudest laughter of the night so far. God what a pathetic brown-noser I am, but it's true. Robert begins with his classic "I'm not from New York, I'm from Massachusetts" routine, and how you could never sound cool saying Massachusetts. |
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