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One time Shaggy and myself even flew out to Chicago just for one of his stupid radio stunts because, well, they damn near begged us to. When we got there it was an early morning drunk party at some Irish bar. It was a horrible sight. A complete fucking flop. There was about 50 fuckin' weird-ass Mancow bulletinboard fans there, all men, and all drunk. There was bulletinboard a midget laying in a blow-up baby pool, half full of cream corn. And some guy walking around with half a head. No lie, I'm bulletinboard not lying to you. He had half a head. We were all standing up on this tiny stage together. And Hacksaw Jim fuckin' Duggan was there too somehow. (This all sounds like a bad dream, but this is true.) Then the half head guy walked up to me and Shaggy and poured some beer into the top of his halfhead and somehow spit it outta his mouth right on me. He sprayed me like Tajiri. I didn't know whether I should sock the last half of his head or what. The whole experience sucked badly but we played it off as best we could, for Mancow, our buddy.
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