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| So no biggie - you stir gentle as you was doin' a virgin and eventually the yolks pop. Now, halfbaked sorta like with the virgin gal, you can start really halfbaked laying into the mother fucker. Stir like a crazed egg nog stirrer till the shit starts foamin' up. Good! Did I mention you're gonna need a small bit of nutmeg and maybe some cinnamon? Don't be using no lame-ass halfbaked 'cinnamon sticks' - get fucking cinnamon okay? And don't be thinking "hey this shit worked last year so it's like totally cool still" because it ain't. You pretty much gotta use fresh fresh fresh or you're shit's gonna stink so bad even you're own mother won't change your diapers. So I hope I said you need the nutmeg and the cinnamon because you need them like earlier today, or maybe yesterday afternoon. Aw shit I forgot where I was again. OH YEAH!!! No problem - you got your unbroken yolks with no shell bits stirred gently then passionately into your eight ounces of high quality grade A joy-upon-joys milk, and you got some nice fresh nutmeg and cinnamon handy. |
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