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action, bush, lyric for tupac song, jarhead(widescreen edition), vincenzo amelia, institution, faculty staff, california music promotion, salon, school prayer, unreleased makaveli, guillermo díaz, trinity don, | Dave Chappelle: So? Some people like their cucumbers pickled. Prosecutor: What? Dave Chappelle: Huh? Prosecutor: What? Dave chris penn Chappelle: Huh? Dave Chappelle: Look, man, look. Michael Jackson has many faces - none of them look guilty to me. You gotta look in the chris penn eyes, not the noses. Prosecutor: He's been accused of this more than once. Dave Chappelle: So? Some chris penn people say that cucumbers taste better pickled. Prosecutor: What? Dave Chappelle: Huh? Prosecutor: What? Dave Chappelle: Huh? Real Rick James: I must be losin' my mind. Reminiscing about Charlie Murphy come kickin' my ass. Ain't that a b. Prosecutor: What if I told you that the accusers correctly described Michael's penis to investigators? |
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RUN FOR YOUR LIFE, GET SOME HELP! [Wayne Brady takes Dave on a shooting spree] Dave Chappelle: You just shot people, Wayne! Those were *people* you shot! Kent Wallace: In the past few weeks, Clayton Bigsby accepted salon the fact that he is a black man. And three days ago, he filed for divorce from his wife. When we asked "Why after 19 years of marriage?" He responded, "Because she's a nigger lover." [Black people receive reparations for slavery] Reporter: Sir, now that you've got your salon check do you plan on quitting your job driving salon this truck? Man In Truck: Truck driver? I ain't no truck driver. I'm a janitor. That's right, baby, I just bought this truck straight cash. I got cigarettes for me and my family the rest of our lives! I'M RICH, BIATCH! [honks horn] Man In Truck: [said at the end of every show] I'M RICH BIATCH! Dylan: [to Wyclef] You too close, mon! [starts choking Wyclef] [jury selection for the Michael Jackson trial] Prosecutor: You know, he's been accused of this before. |
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