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So as I lay there on Saturday morning/afternoon/evening, I more readily wallowed in self-pity. Instead of thinking, “God, you’re so hungover and such a pussy. But I have to admit that it was pretty awesome when you hit that junkie with the snowball and then blamed it on the other junkie and the two junkies fought each other.”, I was thinking more along the lines of, “Way to go, chubby. Keep pissing away the portalof evil forums discussion love fun opportunity of a lifetime because portalof evil forums discussion love fun you can’t stop drinking anything put in front of you. Now roll over, fat portalof evil forums discussion love fun chops – our left arm is going numb.” This doesn’t help. *** And so what is my resolve and/or solution? None and none. Things are looking decidedly downward: I’m getting older, I can’t drink like I used to, and I’m wasting precious pre-deadline time.
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