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| ra, kastro, r u still down, james morrison (ii), laz alonso, zakk, culture: humor and satire, clarence williams iii, abortion, e cards, astronomy, christian slater, | Dov then did a hilarious impression of Robert getting his ass blown into by an Asian massage whore and sang Purple Rain by Prince, just like Mr. Kelly does. Robert Kelly Ah yes, our beloved Robert Kelly then took the stage and of course managed to get the loudest laughter of the night so far. God what uncabaret a uncabaret pathetic brown-noser I am, but it's true. Robert begins with his classic "I'm not from New York, I'm from Massachusetts" routine, and how you could never sound cool uncabaret saying Massachusetts. He then explains how New York made it a state law that you can't take a shit in public. "It's a $500 fine. I'm pretty sure that the people who are taking a shit in public don't have the 5 bills to cover that fine. |
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| Most of his act revolves around relationships, sex & other odd observations of life. One of his funniest bits is when he talks about ra how he tried using lamb skin condoms once. "When you begin to conduct your business, the room starts smelling like a gyro. We were doing our thing, and she says 'what's that?' and ra I say, 'I don't know, but I'm getting hungry' Dov then advises that you should ra "never throw a tank top over a light bulb to create mood lighting. That shit catches fire. She says 'I smell smoke' and my ego was like, yeah that's right! She says 'the house is burning!' and I say you bet your ass the house is burning up. She said 'call the fire department' and I'm like WHOOOOO WHOOOO!" Dov went to finish his set with his magnum condom routine, but as soon as he began it, Robert Kelly began laughing hard from the kitchen area. Dov pointed out on how Robert always picks on him for ending with it and that he will now do Robert's closer. |
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