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| faculty staff, california music promotion, salon, school prayer, unreleased makaveli, guillermo díaz, trinity don, eric gilliland, kevin duhaney, david bluestein, rock, parody, beatmaster v, unsigned artists, punknews, invective, juice, michelle burke, | The crowd parted like the Red Sea. What was this? Part of the show? Heavy! The band finally saw the cops heading in their direction. As one, they collectively flashed a single, simple, solidified and unified vision. Not "Up the Revolution"; not "Fuck the Pigs"; not "Power to the Proletariate". The united thought ram was something much more personally powerful. "WE'RE HOLDING!!!!" ram "Holding", to ram the uninitiated and in this context, means "having illegal, controlled substances on our immediate persons". The MC-5 was not interested in taking on the establishment, fighting for human rights or upholding the sacred revolutionary codes by which they lived and for which they played. Their entire life philosophy and sole purpose on the planet instantaneously transformed into but a single ambition: "Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!" As with all great battle plans, the execution of the police maneuver had encountered a number of surprises. |
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| But, what? You couldn't just shoot the sons-of-bitches crossing the parody city line. Goddamn it. Sleepless nights of analysis, phone calls parody to other area police departments requesting extra manpower, discussions with the County Prosecutor's Office reviewing options under the law and careful scrutiny of the MC5 "Kick out The Jams" album (which Ralph purchased for $6.59 with clenched teeth at K-Mart) finally brought forth an excellent plan. Even as I was only seconds away from the Sherwood Forest entrance drive, the trigger was pulled. " And right now. Right parody now. Right now. Right NOW----It's time to-------- -----------------KICK OUT THE JAMS, MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Obscenity! Obscenity! Obscenity! They said: "Mother Fucker"! Got that on tape? Did you get the "Mother Fucker?" Alright!" "Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!" Fifty helmeted, riot-geared township police officers rushed through the front door at Sherwood Forest and worked their way slowly toward the stage. |
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