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| school prayer, unreleased makaveli, guillermo díaz, trinity don, eric gilliland, kevin duhaney, david bluestein, rock, parody, beatmaster v, unsigned artists, punknews, invective, juice, michelle burke, kadafee, generator, martha wainwright, lawyer resource, | She will attempt to play you. Beware. 2. The King - Caucasian mark wahlberg Male. Approx 5'8". Gold-frame sunglasses. Gold chains. Exposed chest hair. Large rings, including pinkie ring. Wears cape and carries cane. That is not a misprint. Dresses like Mother Fucking Elvis Presley to Eat At El Chico's Mother Fucking Restaurant. Usually brings his "Mama" in tow, along with a late-teens silent dweeb, possibly his son or little brother. Will comment on your service all night, mark wahlberg along with his "Mama" chiming in in her trashy North Texas accent, about what you did wrong, what you did mark wahlberg right. The King is known to say things such as "Jes Sloooow it down, Brother," in authentic Elvis-speak. Wish this were just joke for list, but this is real. I repeat, THIS GUY ACTUALLY EXISTS IN 3-D FLESH AND BONE. |
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| Approx. 5'4". Overweight. Glasses. Flat affect in voice. Wal-Mart beatmaster v shopper. Runs you ragged. Always orders Chocolate Milk for self, not her messy, cheese-throwing half-chimp off-spring who usually have Sprite, if it makes it to their mouths before it hits the table. Milk Lady hated venomously by entire waitstaff for her propensity to tip a dollar after endless bitching and her kids destroying table. Sometimes known to ask for the manager at beatmaster v the drop of a spoon. Expert level skills beatmaster v at the 50 cent "Grab a Toy" machine near front entrance. The bitch always gets her toy like Roy. Cold, calculating stare behind thick frames. Always will try to get free milk refill. Do not, repeat, do not, give it to her. Milk is not soda. Repeat: Milk is not a refill item. Milk Lady knows this, but Milk Lady is ruthless. |
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