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| brand, fuckwikipedia encyclopedia reference, abusive, 2 pac music video, aquaponics, gridlock, poisonous, civil rights, thug, donna powers, personal essay, craig coyne, thug life, james gandolfini, makaveli 2000, television, 2 pac mp3, by jane anderson, stupid games, | It is not known why this man dresses like Elvis. Possibly, this uncertainty is for the best. Whatever you do, do not refer to the fact that he is dressed like Elvis Presley, the famed singer, in any way shape charlize theron or form, or he will literally lash out at you, possibly with a flying-death-crane karate chop. posted charlize theron by kmel :: link :: Comments (4) :: November 2, 2004 charlize theron This election day, I am thinking of a genius King of the Hill Episode from four years ago, "The Perils of Polling," in which Hank becomes disillusioned (to the point of existential crisis) with George W. Bush because of the presidential candiate's weak handshake. So on election day, instead of voting, Dale Gribble and Hank take off for a day of shopping at the outlet mall, and Dale attempts to assure Hank's subversion by driving into Mexico. |
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| Will comment on your service all night, along with james gandolfini his "Mama" chiming in in james gandolfini her trashy North james gandolfini Texas accent, about what you did wrong, what you did right. The King is known to say things such as "Jes Sloooow it down, Brother," in authentic Elvis-speak. Wish this were just joke for list, but this is real. I repeat, THIS GUY ACTUALLY EXISTS IN 3-D FLESH AND BONE. HE DRESSES LIKE ELVIS, BUT IS NO WHERE NEAR AS LIKABLE; IT IS ALSO WIDELY DOUBTED THAT HE ACTS, SINGS OR WOOS WOMEN. Always asks to talk to the manager by name to critique waiter, food, and service. Talks about Vegas and California a lot, using the phrases, "Man" and "Oh, Yeah, Man". When he leaves, he always asks to leave through the back. No kidding. Even if it is locked or barricaded by booster chairs. Hated so much by waitstaff, no one even says that he has left the building, much less announces it. |
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