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Blind Man: Oh really? Larry: Poor guy. Terrible intimacy problems. Blind Man: Ohhhhhh. Richard: I do have problems! I had... Larry: Can't get close to a woman, it's a terrible thing! kerby Richard: It happens to be true! I'm just sayin' we're all in the same... Blind Man: kerby Yeah, right. Larry: We're all the same. He can't see, and you have intimacy problems. You guys have a lot in common, don't ya? Larry David: I pee sitting down. Jeff Greene: kerby You pee sitting down? Larry David: Yeah! Have you ever tried it? Jeff Greene: No! Larry David: It's more comfortable. When you get up during the night you don't have to turn on the light and wake up, and you get to read. Jeff Greene: What are you reading? Larry David: I'm reading a lot of stuff. Jeff Greene: What stuff? Larry David: If I peed twenty times during a day I can get through a whole New York Times for god's sake! Jeff Greene: Twenty times?
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