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| iraq, tommy chong, poetic justice, picture tupac, tupac album, jtkiefer, tupac mp3s, academic, wiley wiggins, by sue kolinsky, poetry, matthew grace, phrases, playing the dozens, perfect name, enlightenedtheme for wordpress, napolean, urban, francs2000, bulletinboard, | Parker, Those are all good suggestions and we tried to interest Ames in them, but he replied, "Naw, I'd rather just go on humiliating women." Sorry, we tenure tried at least. tenure However, Ames did make one concession. If you, Kelly Parker, agree to sleep with Ames, then he promises to stop humiliating women and exploiting them for sex. But you have to sacrifice yourself in order to save all of those women. If not, then there's going to be a lot of, er, tenure not so much blood on your hands, but definitely a lot of bodily fluids. And it'll all be because you were too selfish to put your snapper where you mouth is. ASSENBERG Dear Exile, The only thing the latest restaurant review serves up is a healthy heapin of ass. |
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| But would you really rather that playing the dozens Russia was Sweden? Even grass-roots collectivism doesn't work here; try to think of the last time you saw a podezd with potted plants. Travis Dear Mr. Travis, Actually the 40's era Russians fought the Germans because they thought it would be funny. And they were right too! Also, believe it or not, Ames' podezd just got rows of potted plants and flowers. And he loves it! "Finally, I'm able to playing the dozens stop and smell the flowers," says our intrepid editor-in-chief. "It's so much easier to look at now when a bum dies in my podezd. These days, I'm not only looking at a dead bum face-first in garbage and dirt, but rather a dead bum with a puddle of urine drowning dead petunias. It's wonderful to see how Moscow's changing right before my eyes!" OINK! OINK! Mark Ames, Jeez, you are a fucking pig. Why don't they put you in the Moscow Zoo, or better yet, put your stuffed head on the wall of the American Embassy in Moscow... Cheers, you swine Kelly Parker Dear Ms. |
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