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Spud: Ehhh... cool. Whatever you say, I'm sorry. You're the man. The dude in the chair. 2nd Interviewer: Mr. Murphy, pranks what attracts you to the leisure industry? Spud: In a word: pleasure. It's like, my pranks pleasure in other people's leisure. Mark "Rent-boy" Renton: Relinquishing junk. Stage pranks one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, one for feces and one for vomitus. One television and one bottle of Valium. Which I've already procured from my mother. Who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way also a drug addict. And now I'm ready.
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