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| shawn andrews, danielle von zerneck, literary journal, contests, laurel thornby, jazz, thelast detail, freplyspang, brianne davis, hbo home video, damion poitier, mp3 2 pac, | doing a movie called SNAKES ON A PLANE.Why guillermo díaz do I care? Because I love SNAKES ON A PLANE. Love it. It makes me giggle like the guillermo díaz fat, lazy schoolgirl I am. Here's why:Some months ago my agent called me (we'll call him...Agent). Agent says: "New Line's got a project they want you to look at. They're making the movie. They love it. It needs a little work."Now when a studio tells you something needs "a little work" what that guillermo díaz really means is "maybe it needs a little work, maybe it needs a lotta work, maybe you should tell us how much work it needs...but we want to make this movie so let's all just agree that no matter how much work it is, we'll call it 'a little work'".I ask Agent the name of the project, what it's about, etc. He says: Snakes on a Plane. Holy shit, I'm thinking. It's a title. It's a concept. It's a poster and a logline and whatever else you need it to be. |
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| I'm working on it. Okay, I'm not working on it. If shawn andrews I had been working on it you wouldn't be reading this instead. Whatever. I'll get to it. It's not like I don't know what happens. But like I said before...I've got limited good material and I need to stretch it out. So I'm reading the internet the other day as we webmasters are wont to do and I come across the news that I've been praying about for months: shawn andrews the film formerly known as SNAKES ON A PLANE and then recently known as PACIFIC AIR ONE-TWENTY WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK has been returned to its glory and is being renamed SNAKES ON A PLANE!I think. You can read the article yourself. Now nowhere does the studio actually say they're changing the title. But Sam Jackson's pretty sure he's doing a movie called SNAKES ON A PLANE. And if Sam Jackson thinks he's doing a movie called SNAKES ON A PLANE...you're |
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