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| [Willenholly realizes Jay & Silent Bob didn't jump] Whillenholly: Aww, Fuck Meeeee!. Jay: See you in hell, cocksmoker! 2 pac lyric Silent Bob's Mother: Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Here, this will keep the sun out of your eyes. [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards] Silent Bob's Mother: You be good, now. [walks in store, then Jay and 2 pac lyric his Mom arrive] Jay's Mother: Alright, don't you fuckin' move you little shit machine. Your Momma's going to try to 2 pac lyric score. Passerby: What the hell? 'Scuse me. Who's watchin these babies? Jay's Mother: Uh - the fat one's watchin the little one? Passerby: Oh yeah, nice parenting. Leave 'em out here like that and see what happens. Jay's Mother: YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE! Angel Jay: [singing] Jesus loves the little children. [to Jay] Angel Jay: Oh, sorry I'm late. |
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