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SOMETHING JUST MOVED ON HER HEAD!!!!! GET ME A COMB!!!!!!!!" Saying this didn't censorship keep Madison calm either. She started crying and I started back tracking. "Well Madison, I thought it was a bug but it was an ALL EXPENSE PAID TRIP TO DISNEY WORLD ON YOUR HEAD!!!!!" Please tell me there is a Santa. So, Tuesday night, when I unfortunately uncovered the Headlights on Madison's scalp, we started this hellacious journey. Except this is when the censorship really great part starts! That big fat freelance check (which Logan earned by the way...did you think I'd get off my fat censorship ass and make money? God!) had a hold put on it since it wasn't a payroll check and since that was being held there wasn't any cash in our checking account. You're thinking, 'Just float a check until the funds clear.' Ah, but you aren't a Stupid Fucking Summers like we are. We used our last check on Tuesday afternoon! Weeeeeeeeeee! So off I went to borrow money from my mother. I'll tell you, you haven't lived until you've borrowed money from your mother to pay for the LICE TREATMENT on your child's head.
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