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| gridlock, hardcore, by earl hamner, puff daddy, boobs, swear words, sam mendes, morgaine swann, mca home video, higher education, jack nicholson, mp3 music, 2 pac mp3, punk, rapper, e cards, local punk band, chappelle'sshow, 2 pac change, punkrock, dermot mulroney, contact, controversial news site, state university, | We can paint each other's nails, eat our respective bodies' weight in sugar and you can tarot even make wanton disapproving comments regarding my complete and utter lack of interior design skillz. But no makeouts. I'm saving myself for BaggyDraggs. Okay, okay. Makeouts. And if anyone else is interested in hopping into that action, I'm pretty sure that with enough Simpsons allusions, tarot white-collared shirts, Windsor knots and pirate talk, I could open Paddy up to just about anything. Just so y'all know.... the offer's out there. Heh. Open her up to anything. Dirty. And although I am more of tarot a vagina guy than I am a wiener boy, I suppose that- in the interest if affirmative action- Dude and Matt could join in on the fun if either of them so desired. Heh. Affirmative action. Filthy. this entry's playlist: Agaisnt All Authority - Chelsea Baby Agnostic Front - Riot Riot Upstart Rancid - Time Bomb King Missile - Detachable Penis 2 comments... |
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| Any number of the following tasks may be completed simultaneously when boobs possibile or desirable. 1) Finish remaining 7 cans of Hamm's Golden Draft 2) Eat two sirloin steaks 3) boobs Watch six consecutive hours of Star Wars 4) Polish off remaining 1/2 liter of Cutty Sark Original Scots Whiskey 5) Eat burritos 6) Check PowerBall numbers after 10pm this entry's playlist: Rollins Band - Get Some Dillinger Four - boobs Music Is None Of My Business Graveyard Farmers - Gimme Some Lovin' 2 comments... | mmm, tasty far too much nyquil posted 02/17/06 (edited Friday, Feb 17, 2006 19:15) wearin': black trousers and black t-shirt thinkin': "you fucking, god damned, fucking back button" PTP, this got stuck in my head this morning and I spent the rest of the day singing it and thinking of you: Some folks'll never eat a skunk, but then again, some folks'll Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel Most folks'll never lose a toe, but then again, some folks'll Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel After I move into my own place, PadThai, you'll have to come over and have a Simpsons slumber party with me. |
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