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| satire, folk pop, brian and justin, spoken word, teaching, scholar, poetic justice, anglosphere, fresh yarn presents, ram, experiential names, rap wavs, francs2000, international, r u still down, insulted, catch 22, self ownership, 2 pac video, ira glass, spiceplay, literary salons, metal gear solid, | We were all standing up on this tiny college jobs stage together. And Hacksaw Jim fuckin' Duggan was there too somehow. (This all sounds like a bad dream, but this is true.) Then the half head guy walked up to me and Shaggy and poured some beer into the top of his halfhead and somehow spit it outta his mouth right on me. He sprayed me like Tajiri. I didn't know whether I should sock the last half of his head or college jobs what. The whole experience sucked badly but we played it off as college jobs best we could, for Mancow, our buddy. Everything seemed to be cool for a few years. |
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| He would crack these lil' fuck-ass jokes off air acting like he was the reason for all our success. Then his lil' scholar team of nut-swingers would add their fuckin' two cents. Please. Mancow can go suck a poopsickle on that one. We built our own success. Bitch, please, Mancow's show don't even play music except for like a verse anyway. It's all bullshit talk. One time Shaggy and myself even flew out to Chicago just for one of his stupid radio stunts because, scholar well, they scholar damn near begged us to. When we got there it was an early morning drunk party at some Irish bar. It was a horrible sight. A complete fucking flop. There was about 50 fuckin' weird-ass Mancow fans there, all men, and all drunk. There was a midget laying in a blow-up baby pool, half full of cream corn. And some guy walking around with half a head. No lie, I'm not lying to you. He had half a head. |
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