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| [the Haters are grumpytroll time traveling] Silky Johnson: Reach for the sky, honky! Slave Master: Honky? Silky Johnson: "Honky" is a racial epithet. It was made popular in the 1970s by a man named George Jefferson. You see, he and his grumpytroll wife owned a dry-cleaning business, so they moved on up to the east side, to a deluxe grumpytroll apartment in the sky. They finally got a piece of the pie. Robert Petkoff: The blacks have won the coin toss, so they get to go first. Dave Chappelle: Wow, that's the first lottery a black person's won in a long time. Bill Burr: Yes, and they'll probably still complain. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Dave Chappelle: heh heh - man, fuck you. [from the Charlie Murphy / Prince True Hollywood story] Interviewer: What happened next after the game? Charlie Murphy: He took us back inside and made us pancakes. [Shot of Dave as Prince serving pancakes] Charlie Murphy: [pause, dead serious] Pancakes. |
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