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See, you're adding battle dress uniform three eggs with no shell pieces and unbroken yolks to eight ounces of cow juice so you're going to need a battle dress uniform glass a wee bit bigger than all that. Where the hell was I? Oh yeah. Now you gotta mix this stuff all together, but don't be using no power tool on it okay? Just use a spoon, and don't get too nutso on it either. It's not a race and battle dress uniform if you hurry it'll suck like your ugly sister doin' dick down on the dock. Okay so you slowly stir the eggs with unbroken yolks and no shell pieces into the eight ounces of very fresh grade A cow juice. The yolks is gonna break in there eventually, so don't get all a-twitter about it. Just don't be thinking "I better get all these fuckin yolks busted up right quick" cuz it's the wrong way to do it. So no biggie - you stir gentle as you was doin' a virgin and eventually the yolks pop. Now, sorta like with the virgin gal, you can start really laying into the mother fucker. Stir like a crazed egg nog stirrer till the shit starts foamin' up.
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