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They have a one-track mind, and once they have news done the dirty deed, they are confused, hide news out of the rain, act confused and useless: a useless news life-support system for a penis. We women are the masterminds! Who do you think gets all their money? And you are not so smart yourself, wasting time on titty dancers and Paris Hilton! Who is also just thinking with the little head? No be so? Na So! You, my friend, are a MOTHER FUCKER, FATHER FUCKER, SISTER FUCKER, BROTHER FUCKER, TITTY FUCKER. ARM PIT FUCKER, HAIRY ARM PIT FUCKER, SMELLY ARM PIT FUCKER. Mother board, Father Board, Sister Board, IO Board., USB board. IB BORE, UB BORED, WE ALL B BORED watching You Jig, You Mother Fucker. Look down on your useless tool, you mother fucker. You will need a mirror, you fat mother fucker! Maybe you can function-test your tool in the titty bars, but I doubt if it holds up under actual down-hole temperatures and pressures. Can you manage one complete round? Can you manage three girls, skid the rig, and do batch-drilling?
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