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| interpretations, rock, personal essay, randy harrison, amaru. tewpac, non fiction, photos, tupac change lyric, david steinberg, makaveli video, shakur, peter sarsgaard, 2 pac pics, bill clinton, | It's not a race and if you hurry it'll suck like your ugly sister doin' dick down on the dock. Okay so you slowly stir the eggs with unbroken yolks and no shell pieces into the eight ounces of very fresh grade A cow juice. The yolks is gonna break in there eventually, so don't get all a-twitter about it. Just don't be about thinking "I better get all these fuckin about yolks busted up right quick" cuz it's the wrong way to about do it. So no biggie - you stir gentle as you was doin' a virgin and eventually the yolks pop. Now, sorta like with the virgin gal, you can start really laying into the mother fucker. Stir like a crazed egg nog stirrer till the shit starts foamin' up. Good! Did I mention you're gonna need a small bit of nutmeg and maybe some cinnamon? |
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| My family recipe egg nog is the best egg blowme david steinberg nog you're ever going to wrap your lips around and swallow. You take an 8 ounce glass of milk - FRESH milk - and three raw eggs. You crack the eggs gently so's you don't break the yolk or get pieces of nasty fucking egg shell in your david steinberg nog and GENTLY introduce them to the david steinberg milk. Use a big damned glass okay? See, you're adding three eggs with no shell pieces and unbroken yolks to eight ounces of cow juice so you're going to need a glass a wee bit bigger than all that. Where the hell was I? Oh yeah. Now you gotta mix this stuff all together, but don't be using no power tool on it okay? Just use a spoon, and don't get too nutso on it either. |
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