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| lori tan chinn, sex, product, parody, by eric gilliland, celebrity, awol, dick cheney, movie, portalof evil forums discussion love fun, rap midis, random, by jane anderson, jarhead collector's edition (widescreen), songs, dazedand confused, cole hauser, might, jacob vargas, | That's a hate crime! Larry pac David: [watching Girls Gone Wild] What do you mean you're not going to pause it? Jeff Greene: I'm pac not a pauser, I don't like pausing. Larry David: Well, that's rude, I'll miss it. Jeff Greene: I'll rewind it when you come back. pac Larry David: Yeah, but I can see when you rewind and it'll give it away! Jeff Greene: There's no story! Give what away? There's bosoms! That's it! [while ordering coffee at Starbucks] Larry David: I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got. [after leaving a terrible dinner party] Larry: What's the level of anger here? What am I dealing with? Cheryl: Well, I'd have to say at least an 8.7. Larry: 8.7? That's not that bad. I thought it would be at least a 9. |
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| That's sex how all my clothes are at home. I don't even have a bed, I sleep on a big pile sex of clothes. Jeff Greene's Mother: Well, it's just disgusting. Larry David: I'm a disgusting man. [repeated line] Cheryl: Why would you do that? Larry David: [watching Girls Gone Wild] You know what a woman would do if I ever asked her sex to lift up her top? Jeff Greene: Why do you have to analyze this? Can't we just watch this? Larry David: She would spit on me! If I ever asked a woman to lift up her top, she would kick me in the balls and spit on me! Jeff Greene: We've waited a long time to see this and all you're doing is yakking. Be quiet, come on! Larry: Apparently, no one wants to have anything to do with me because of the Shaq thing. Cheryl: That's... kinda sad. Larry: What, are you kidding? Larry: [Larry's house has been spray painted by trick-or-treaters he has offended and he's reporting it to cops] They don't deserve candy and I don't deserve this: "Bald Asshole"? |
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