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| 2001: a space odyssey (novel), hotlinks, faculty staff, un cabaret, music match, rap midi, swearing, vincenzo amelia, insulting jokes, makaveli 2, shawn andrews, danielle von zerneck, literary journal, contests, laurel thornby, jazz, thelast detail, freplyspang, brianne davis, | ASSENBERG Dear Exile, The only thing the latest restaurant review serves up is a healthy heapin of ass. The Jonathan Swift of culinary criticism! Bombastic yet bland, his vocabulary spectacular, abusive like his beard, is deeply disturbing. On behalf of those of us shackled to an ergonomic roller chair this summer, reading about your recent vacation exploits would be most welcome. Anyway, good to see you back. Some asshole. Dear Mr. Asshole, Peter Arenesberg replies, "How delightful! A letter to the abusive editor directed at me, in the true eXile spirit! And quite an amusing missive, a chthonic abusive irruption rather like the Pingae of the Taiga: ostensibly ribald yet steeped in torpid petulance, aspiring to allusive riposte but suffused with demotic envy! |
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| Why don't they put you in the Moscow Zoo, or better yet, put your stuffed head on the wall of the American Embassy in Moscow... Cheers, you swine Kelly Parker Dear Ms. Parker, Those are all good suggestions and we tried to interest swearing Ames in them, but he replied, "Naw, I'd rather just go on humiliating women." Sorry, we swearing tried swearing at least. However, Ames did make one concession. If you, Kelly Parker, agree to sleep with Ames, then he promises to stop humiliating women and exploiting them for sex. But you have to sacrifice yourself in order to save all of those women. If not, then there's going to be a lot of, er, not so much blood on your hands, but definitely a lot of bodily fluids. And it'll all be because you were too selfish to put your snapper where you mouth is. |
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