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sooner or later he would print something new and return to find both old and new pages. the suspense was both sickening and delightful. as the great willie wonka once said "the suspense is killing me, I hope it lasts." much later he came swear to collect. he looked at it, looked at it harder, both confused and horrified. he quickly shuffled the page into the freshly swear printed stack. he then looked both ways as swear if crossing a street. his head slightly tilted downward. he was looking for witnesses. i was cleverly hidden. next time i an xeroxing several copies to plant in printer trays around the office for fun. Posted by griff at 02:05 AM | comments (39) April 11, 2002 tales from the office #43 i wouldn't mind this job so much if i didn't have to show up every day. Posted by griff at 12:02 PM | comments (39) kid fears as a kid i heard about overpopulation. |
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